bf: babe come over
me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis
bf: my parents aren’t home
me: are any of us really, truly….home?
You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.
(Source: lilboreddev-blog)
90s babies we’re getting old
i don’t want to talk about it
getting food poisoning is a sick irony. sandwich, you were supposed to nourish my fragile meat body, not conspire with one section of it to kill the rest. you edible brutus, you fredo, you fucking intestinal quisling
this post shows true literary prowess but i wish i hadn’t read it while finishing my sandwich
